Thursday, June 7, 2012

Learn some Antwerp sayings to impress the Antwerp fashion world


Are you visiting the graduation shows of the Antwerp fashion academy? Do you want to act like a local, but are you incapable of pronouncing names like Dries van Noten, Ann Demeulemeester or Olivier Theyskens? Learn some sayings from Antwerp instead. It would surely impress the locals.

Guess what they mean and scroll down to see if you’ve got it right.


  • She’s got pepper in his ass.
  • He’s under the slipper. 
  • The rabbits are loose in the hutch.
  • He’s got water in his basement.
  • Like an angel that pees on your tongue.
  • My coin just dropped.
  • She spent a lot of time in the garage.
  • They can’t smell or see each other.


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  • She’s got pepper in his ass. = She’s in a hurry.
  • He’s under the slipper. = He doesn’t have anything to say at home.
  • The rabbits are loose in the hutch = She’s not wearing a bra.
  • He’s got water in his basement. = His pants are too short.
  • Like an angel that pees on your tongue. = a delicious beverage
  • My coin just dropped. = I just got it.
  • She spent a lot of time in the garage. = She looks pretty for her age
  • They can’t smell or see each other. = They can’t stand each other


Did anyone step on your toes and do you feel like telling them off? Do it like a real “Antwerpenaar”!


  • Put your brain in a bird and it will fly backwards. (if you think someone is stupid)
  • Your nose is so big, you can smoke a cigarette under the shower.
  • If I had a face like yours, I would shave my ass and walk on my hands. (only applicable if you’re a man)

Have you met someone you really like? Tell them they are in your top drawer.

1 comment:

  1. Great post! Personally, I'm really impressed! I love the way you write your blogs!

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